confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Kemp

A person or persons who are negative and use that negativity to bring down others.

The kemp was around to spoil a great occasion.

by Green and Yellow July 7, 2023

lil kemp

an upcoming rapper that is going to own the rap game

LiL Kemp is such a great rapper

by LiL Purp Hurt February 20, 2018

kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.

Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!

by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016

Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)

Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead

by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023

georgia kemp

A whiner, a moaner, a slug

Georgia kemps such a whining bitch

by Jh1728 October 20, 2015

Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021