Judas

Another interesting thing about the musical "Jesus Christ superstar" is that it paints Judas in a sympathetic light. He starts off the musical by singing about how much he love and respects Jesus but accuses him and his followers of having "too much heaven on their minds". So, drunk on their own hubris, they ignore Judas when he tells them that their "captors" will hurt him. He was right. That is exactly what happened. Even if he wouldn't have told them where to find Jesus, they were already looking for him. After Judas sees what they've done Jesus he proclaims that Jesus "has murdered him" and hangs himself. Again, Judas was correct.

Iam "You're awfully quiet today..."

Hym "Because, like Judas, I know exactly how this will end....."

Iam "It..... *Sigh* ...... I'm not worried about it..."

Hym "You should be.... It's the only thing that matters...."

Iam "Hmm... This kind of makes me sad..."

Hym "Don't be. They my be ignorant but they at least know enough to know better. I don't even know why you even bothered trying."

Iam "I thought it would work..."

Hym "The sooner you understand that they only care about harvesting what they can from the two of us the easier this will be"

by Hym Iam April 9, 2022

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swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009

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Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo

1.) An exclamation bound to get attention, no matter what the surrounding situation due to its many syllables, and the fact that it ends with "yo".
2.) A way to say whoah, crap, holy crap, shit, fuck, damn, etc. without being offensive, but well expressed in its own right.

1.) ::guy walks in door:: "Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!"
Other guy: What's wrong?
Guy: I just got off the phone with my mom. Dad's in jail again.

2.) ::the back of some guy's house falls off::
Some Guy: Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

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Judas Shuffle

"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...

Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.

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Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.

1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.

2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.

I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.

by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009

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Judas Priest

One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.

Judas Priest kicked ass with Victim of Changes at the Seminole.

by RamRancher20 December 9, 2018