Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)

"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"

by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022

Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020

Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023

Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.

Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be

by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021

Jonathon

The true Jonathon

Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah

by An Astronomer February 27, 2023