An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.
"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
by GreyPjamas April 08, 2024
he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.
by Jonathons Hoes November 12, 2019
Pronounced JON-uh-THON.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020
A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 06, 2022
Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.
by Amongle_4 March 08, 2024
A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
"I love that Jonathon Philips".
by Lilypug123 September 28, 2020