Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

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White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023

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Jonathon O’Hare

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside the bone section. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends

Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself

Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’Hare

by Mr. CAMeleon August 24, 2022

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Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

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Jonathon Atkinson

The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.

Man, Jonathon Atkinson was acting really gay last night.

by Amongle_4 March 7, 2024

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