by Hsgshksllel December 11, 2016

an attractive brunette who has literally no time to play sports but has time for minecraft. the opposite of most female bronxvillians, she tried to play a couple sports and failed miserably. tis true. has alternating best friends but her main one moved to a different school. her fears include people, authority, and tangled hair.
johanna rabsey
by stare@dabooty December 16, 2013

The best duo existing and that has ever existed int his whole damn universe. Hana and Johanna are the best two girl in the world, the most beautiful, intelligent, and trustworthy, everyone want to be like them but no body will ever come even close to being as amazing as them. Everyone is jealous of them and want to be friend with them. All the guys are in love with them and want them. All the teachers in the school know that they are the best duo and they are everyones favourite student. Try and get in between them, but you can't, if you try, Johanna will beat you up, just like she beat every guy in the whole school in arm wrestling. Hana and Johanna make each other laugh so much that they cry every single day, they are the happiest with each other. If you are a Hana/Johnna, get yourself a Johanna/Hana.
"Are those Hana and Johanna?"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"
by Hana i Johanna April 15, 2024

by Pick a better snac May 22, 2018

A Johanna is a very beautiful girl. She’s very funny and can make you laugh at any moment of time even when you’re sad and depressed or angry she will find a way to make you laugh. She doesn’t take bullshit if she gets a different vibe from you she will cut you off, she is very weird and also very loud. She doesn’t let any tolerance from ugly boys. She most definitely has a kink for veiny hands. she’s a very loyal person when she gets attached there’s no going back she will probably cut a piece of your hair and put it in a box and preserve it. she’s a crazy insane girl that needs therapy and medication and she loves her kitty.
by Queefglittersparkles November 21, 2023

The best couple ever who has the best s3x ever and is going to have the cutest and prettiest kids ever. PERIODDDDDDDD!!!!!
by MeisterPorppa483929 November 20, 2021

by cowboyeet August 28, 2021
