A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.
by Frank33 March 7, 2007
joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 29, 2011
A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
by Gondo Chembo October 18, 2007
Just like a cup of black coffee, he is completely bitter and will wreck your mouth. People say that a cup of Joe is a wonderful start to the morning, but no. A cup of Joe is a punch in the face will spitting on you saying how shit you are.
Dont have Joe in the morning, he's so bitter at that time!
Oh yeah that guy is a total Joe, always bitter about life in the morning.
Oh yeah that guy is a total Joe, always bitter about life in the morning.
by ConfusedBird January 6, 2018
Northern Irish slang for a condom.
by Johnny Adair May 13, 2009
The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores
"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"
"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"
"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"
by bobsatonme October 19, 2014
he is the epitome of life, the hottest guy ever, has by far the biggest penis out of anyone, all the girls want him, all the guys want to be him, he plays guitar hero like he has sex, never gets tired, hits all the notes, and always has a virtual crowd cheering for him, he is defined as a god, chuck norris aint got shit on him, he kicked chuck norris's ass and then raped it
"Holy shit! "He just scored with that chick like a joe guller"
"That kid is going to be another joe guller"
"That kid is going to be another joe guller"
by MEGAcock30000 February 18, 2010