Jerk off bun

A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game

I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.

by Jabony December 10, 2015

Jerk off tent

A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.

Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.

I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.

by Arab Beezy June 4, 2017

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

by de lynn June 29, 2008

jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010