James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience

Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!

by BootyFinga December 12, 2024

James Bond

When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)

"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"

by Milliman4 April 23, 2020

james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.

"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.

by unknownriot September 18, 2017

to James-Bond

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.

I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.

by mokijn August 13, 2021

James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.

"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."

by James Barley December 25, 2013