Jakob

An absolute fucking faggot

“Yo that kid Jakob is such a dumbass”

by Ehope4.21 September 23, 2018

Jakob

The wrong way to spell Jacob. Spelling it like this typically means your parents do not love you or that you were an accident.

You: Yo what’s your name?
Him: Jakob
You: ooooo tough

by Burgerboy123 November 07, 2019

Jakob

Micro penis

my name is jakob

by Dhsjwjjdnxn February 25, 2017

Jakob

Basically this really sucky guy but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

Man 1. Man Jakob sucks
Man 2. Yea... but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

by Tezzy boy April 15, 2021

jakob

A player who cheats on girls because he thinks he is so cool

Omg don't be a Jakob

by NOOT NOOOT February 25, 2019

Jakob

He is a low life fuck who will never get a life if you see him punch him in the nuts

Jakob is a curly headed fuck

by Look at my tiktok@jakobthedude May 19, 2020

jakob

a fat whore

person A: "he is gross"

person B: "i know ... he's a jakob"

by hshdfasdfasasfadflsadflsfklsd April 18, 2013