by DLRart May 9, 2018

Bob was careful to always wear safety gloves, because he knew that his hands needed to be in perfect shape for his first bull jacker gig.
by veebervitzer December 13, 2013

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
by Halevi May 20, 2016

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

by Gone420 May 5, 2009
