Cock Jog

A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.

Douche: "See ya later Tom!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"

*10 minutes later

Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"

by SaySimonSaid January 31, 2009

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Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

by Phreakin October 17, 2019

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finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016

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Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 14, 2018

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