Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities
Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"
by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009
A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.
"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"
"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"
"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"
by Jedalicious April 25, 2009
by RoboticDreamz July 23, 2022
by User18000873626293 October 06, 2021
What you saying Jed
by Dontbedflipmeplease November 24, 2021
A guy who will forever be lonely. He is most often a programmer. Jed doesn't want to be lonely but he tries his best. By the age of 14 he has already been rejected 7 times. Man it sucks to be a Jed. Jeds can be very incomprehensible and stupid but can exceed at certain things.
by another_lonely_person August 07, 2020
A very short Italian boy who mostly talks about cars and some dude who invested in a landfill. He can barely add 2+2 but still claims hes more intelligent than everyone else. Literally only eats bagels with butter, meat sandwitches cookies and pasta. Runs a lame meme account as well with less than 40 followers but goes on it for 2+ hours a day. He also has pretty dopey hair and tries to steal teachers watches while they are not around.
by maxgolf123 February 22, 2018