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namesake for a vato dirtbag low class man who charms women and then uses them for their money and gifts. Is a liar and a loser.
Hello, I'm a Javier. I promise to love you forever, can I borrow $400 dollars to fix my car?
Javier by urbanam April 28, 2011
A bitch. A slut. A very short person who does not deserve love. Ugly, yellow teeth, smells like shit, bad at flitting and just a bag of shit. If you ever meet him, be careful because he does stab people.
Javier: Hi!
Me: Bitch.
Javier by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018
A tall handsome bilingual turban wearing Dominican male. Terrible texter but great with words. Charming fella with a deep masculine voice. Has nice tattoos and a moon in Leo. Works out all day to live up to his sexy name. Makes Dominican haters eat mango and love platanos. Is deeper than the Atlantic Ocean. Will take you on a magic carpet ride.
Is that Aladdin? No, it's just Javier.

Oh , look! A message from ... Javier.

Do you have the beginnings of Alzheimer's ?! No it's the beginning of Javier.
he tries.... but always fails...
Popular kid: dang javier is the biggest loser!
javiers best friend: i agree...
Javier by CuteAwesomeSWAGGER July 1, 2017
Javier is the best Ari stan, period
Javier by Teatimexoxo January 26, 2019
wow that guy looks like a javier!”
Javier by javussy November 2, 2018