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Israeli rim job

It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.
by InfamousMan79 July 29, 2019
mugGet the Israeli rim jobmug.
The false idea that Israel supposedly have never posessed the land of ISRAEL.
Note: PALESTINE IS THE LATIN WORD FOR PHILLISTINE. IT IS NOT EVEN A PLACE.
Some dumbass believes that Israel never posessed the land of Israel that Yahweh gave to them.
by Mango April 9, 2005
mugGet the Israeli Occupation of PALESTINEmug.

Israeli hand grenade

When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012
mugGet the Israeli hand grenademug.
Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.
It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.
by RMoshe May 14, 2011
mugGet the Israeli Occupation of PALESTINEmug.

Israeli-an Sand Storm

I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.
by dizzle doozledaz January 9, 2011
mugGet the Israeli-an Sand Stormmug.

israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex
She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles
by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007
mugGet the israeli night gogglesmug.

Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"
by therenster October 13, 2007
mugGet the Israeli Defense Force shirtmug.

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