A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to “Tortilla Island.”
by Grand Mayor of Isla Tortuga April 24, 2023
Isla is a beautiful girl with and amazing personality who is amazing at nearly everything and can keep her youth through out her entire life and she can always put a smile on someone's face even in the darkest of times and she is great at keeping any secret. When you first meet an Isla she can be quiet but once you know her she will light up your world for the rest of your life, she is a fragile person and can loose control of her actions so be carful with her and if she loses trust in you it will be hard to get it back and if you meet an Isla it will be the best thing in your life to have her around. She is always sweet and caring for her friends and family and looks out for them if they are going through a hard time she will never leave them for anyone else. She has a great imagination that everyone will love and she has big dream's that will come true is she sets her heart on it.
Guy 1 wow did you see her today she is a great drawer in art.
Guy 2 yeah that's Isla Krol she is amazing.
Guy 1 I wish I could draw that good.
Guy 2 yeah that's Isla Krol she is amazing.
Guy 1 I wish I could draw that good.
by 1375.2003_ace December 19, 2017
by Yjhnnhgbbgmhvfvdjmnhvf February 21, 2020
A small set of islands in the South Atlantic Ocean that are actually called the Falkland Islands and have been a British Overseas Territory since 1765.
Islas Malvinas? No such thing!
by TotalDramaNoah June 20, 2022
Isla Vista is artless province rotting from within the virgin innards of Santa Barbara County. It is a college town and everybody does keg stands until their eyes poop out of their faces, at which point they use these were-eyes to play beer pong, at which point the game is called Blind-Pong, and there is music playing that sounds like this:
You kaint see me tho
Thowin balls atcha cup
thowin balls atcha bitch
(bridge refrain verse)
On Tuesday nights Isla Vistans ritually sit in VERY small groups and do the reading of words, either from the books, the internet or the news paper. Snorting lines of cocaine off of the knowledge they outcry (frats, sororities, cooperatives - everybody, factually noting):
"Poop."
At the center of Isla Vista there is a great tower, which can only be reached by spelunking through a great cave which takes the adventurer through lifetimes of irony and cognitive dissonance (and nightmares induced by intense loneliness - it literally takes lifetimes to get through the cave) and when the young adventurer gets to the tower, she jumps from its great height and lands in the arms of angels below on The Of Del The Playa (The BEach, in Spainish), the sands they are cold and warm with intent; the waters are the healers of tomorrow and the white bitches
Well, the white bitches go to heaven
Ninjas call it That Gnarly Obstacle Course ( / Tree of Knowledge).
You kaint see me tho
Thowin balls atcha cup
thowin balls atcha bitch
(bridge refrain verse)
On Tuesday nights Isla Vistans ritually sit in VERY small groups and do the reading of words, either from the books, the internet or the news paper. Snorting lines of cocaine off of the knowledge they outcry (frats, sororities, cooperatives - everybody, factually noting):
"Poop."
At the center of Isla Vista there is a great tower, which can only be reached by spelunking through a great cave which takes the adventurer through lifetimes of irony and cognitive dissonance (and nightmares induced by intense loneliness - it literally takes lifetimes to get through the cave) and when the young adventurer gets to the tower, she jumps from its great height and lands in the arms of angels below on The Of Del The Playa (The BEach, in Spainish), the sands they are cold and warm with intent; the waters are the healers of tomorrow and the white bitches
Well, the white bitches go to heaven
Ninjas call it That Gnarly Obstacle Course ( / Tree of Knowledge).
the gun was loaded in isla vista;
the evil was loaded in isla vista;
the penis makes new light;
the plague of men as once it was
shoots and purifies the puke
of the poo eatings;
Go Forth and Kill
--Goddess of Isla Vista
the evil was loaded in isla vista;
the penis makes new light;
the plague of men as once it was
shoots and purifies the puke
of the poo eatings;
Go Forth and Kill
--Goddess of Isla Vista
by carms September 26, 2010
The most amazing muppet to have ever lived. Gorgeous in every way but can be bitchy every now and than. Isla Mayle is the one you want to be.
by someone like meh October 26, 2016
The Beautiful Island
"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.
"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.
La Isla Bonita
by _-Madonna-Sia-_ August 01, 2019