freezer burned

Adj. Ugly or unappealing to the eye

Person 1: Man did you see Gary today? he look like he jus got out da bed.
Person 2: Yea that dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

Person 1: You betta stay away from my man!
Person 2: Girl nobody want his ugly behind cuz dat dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

by Janel Jonez February 25, 2008

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

freezer tits

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.

Yeah, well she has freezer tits

by FDP/ August 19, 2006

Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009

Freezer Burn

Freezer Burn, Adj. An uncomfortable state of being that is derived from chilling and doing nothing for too long, so that the individual feels bored and unable to take action rather than feeling relaxed.

A prolonged state where-in one abstains or is removed from productivity and social interaction to the point of restlessness.

Frank knew his freezer burn was bad as he began yet another day of pajamas and Skyrim, despite having no desire to play the game.

by Rhed June 12, 2015

Freezer Nuts

Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.

"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."

by Birddude8456 April 18, 2010

freezer headache

a bad migraine headache that starts like a brain freeze, something that happens after sipping a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri.

You order a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri, and you drink it all the way down without stopping. You will get a brain freeze. Well this is what you feel when you wake up in the morning, and you call it a freezer headache. Man, do I have a Freezer Headache.

by Md Cole January 15, 2009