Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.

Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?

by The cat from... October 1, 2010

Carmel Hot Chocolate

Orgasm in a cup!

Dude this carmel hot chocolate is an orgasm in a cup!

by lalalalalalalalalollipop October 29, 2011

cold hot chocolate

It doesn't exist it's either Chocolate Milk, Chocolate, or Cold Chocolate. Cold Hot Chocolate is a myth.

Richard: If I put Hot Chocolate in the freezer and it gets cold it becomes Cold Hot Chocolate
Kempner: No, you're retarded.

by Supreme King Dragon Z-ARC June 9, 2018

Tasty hot chocolate

You are drinking it right now.

I love this tasty hot chocolate

by cool dogs eat November 21, 2022

Tasty hot chocolate

You should be drinking it right now. Do it!

I am drinking tasty hot chocolate

by cool dogs eat November 21, 2022

Candy Cane In my Hot Chocolate

FUCKING A GUY IN THE ASS!!!

Hey bro can you stick your candy cane in my hot chocolate

by dickdick69 July 12, 2010

Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.

"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"

by Lift Ops January 11, 2010