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Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022
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Hormonizing

My daughter is on a hormonizing schedule as she transitions.
by Etienne March 29, 2022
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hormone

by cutie27346 May 29, 2020
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watermelon hormone

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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Hormonal Rodeo

A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
by TheMindFuckKid April 8, 2010
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Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.
Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.
by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012
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Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.
You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!
by How's it Goin?? February 28, 2017
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