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hoe down

A game usually played on the hit comedy show 'who's line is it anyway?' in which the contests have to sing improvised lyrics
about anything the audience choose to the backing track of a country tune.The Funniest wins.
'Hey lets do a hoe down'.
by sharpyjack January 22, 2009
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hoe down

Its the action rednecks take when there is a shooting.
I took my girl out dancin', and this guy started shooin, so I threw the hoe down!
by Bill August 2, 2004
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HoseDowner

A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.

A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"

"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."
by 595959595959595959595959595959 October 19, 2011
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Hoe-down

Two or more women intimately bonding. -The female equivalent of "bro-down"-
"I really feel so much closer to you after our hoe-down."

"Those girls have been in the bathroom hoe-ing down for an hour."
by SweetCStar August 20, 2017
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Hosanna Hosedown

A slang term for when a group of clergymen gather to engage in "watersports"(Urinating on one another for the purposes of sexual gratification)

"Hosanna" is a cry of salvation in the Christian faith.
"Did you see Father Delaney at last weeks Hosanna Hosedown? He was completely soaked!"
by Dustin Echoes May 15, 2009
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Hosedown

When doing a girl you don't care for Hoe Blow it in her hair and then take a dump on her face!
"When I was doing that stupid hoe I gave her a hosedown!" ~ Zack Latour
by Zack Latour March 19, 2003
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Hodown

When your wife pisses you off to the point you throw her on the ground.
Jimmy Raisinberry: ZENA! YOUR CAT IS KILLING ME!
Zena: MY PUSSY!!!
*Johnny throws her down perfusely* BITCH! HERES A HODOWN!
by JimmyRaisinberry July 14, 2009
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