Hickory

The act of participating in any rural activity that is, to an extent, dumb.

Billy! Quit that hickory!

Hey Johnny! Stop fucking that cow! That’s hickory!

Y’all drive the tractor to school? That’s some weak hickory right there, I do think so myself.

by DicksOutForHarambe2 October 10, 2020

hickory elementary school

you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.

Ew did you Hickory Elementary School

by hehehe dude May 20, 2019

hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!

by Trollingly May 22, 2016

hickory locs

locs that resemble the color of hickory wood (a gingerish orange brown color).

“what’s this? no way! got a bad bitch out the mystery box, cute black girl with some hickory locs. do you ever get caught i’m like typically not.”

by stars4me June 20, 2024

Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.

she gave me a hickory farm last night.

by alternate account December 15, 2018

old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024