Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

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Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

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When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

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helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007

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Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.

Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.

by tdawss December 24, 2009

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