Harrison Osterfield

The hot best friend of Tom Holland.

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."

by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017

George Harrison Month

November. He died on November 29, 2001.

I post a different George Harrison song on Facebook everyday in November, to remember him on George Harrison Month.

by Chad Russell November 16, 2009

William Henry Harrison

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

by Stupid Freshman Club October 14, 2018

harrison ford

Harrison Ford - greatest roles ever! Bladerunner, Indy and Hans Solo

'I hate snakes' Harrison Ford

by Kidnappa March 28, 2007

Harrisonburg

Virginia city where female college student population seems to exceed all other demographics.

I crave some tail. Let's go to Harrisonburg.

by Duke Dog July 30, 2007

harrison koisser

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.

"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"

by alex turnah November 13, 2013

Red Harrison

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.

Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"

by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012