Hark?

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark

Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!

by TheWordie September 30, 2020

Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen

The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.

by OOOh You should of known November 24, 2022