Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.
As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"
Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"
Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."
Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"
Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."
by Horndog42 August 5, 2010
Get the banker's hammockmug. by penisy December 5, 2009
Get the Clam Hammockmug. When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020
Get the Pantie Hammockmug. Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
Get the Crap Hammockmug. A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
Get the hammock statusmug. The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021
Get the Australian Hammockmug. A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
Get the Sack Hammockmug.