Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 5, 2009

Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.

What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!

by Rubix crude November 30, 2010

Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.

“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school”

by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020

hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Australian Hammock

The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock

hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!

by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021

Head Hammock

A normal bed pillow place behind a females head while the male is in the dominant postion (sitting on her chest) during oral sex. Then grabbing the pillow's four corners with both hands one can use the head hammock to work the females head during oral negotiaions.

Sweatheart was tired of me pulling on her ears during oral so I placed her head in the head hammock and let'er rip.

It's a Hammock for Heads and.... a Hammock for Head!!!

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.

"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable

by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016