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Halle Berry
A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.
Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.
From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.
Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.
From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.
Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
Halle Berry by CrankMakeStankMaster December 17, 2009
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Halle Berry
Halle Berry by kikidakis March 17, 2010
Halle-fuckin-lujah
1. Exclamation of anger and sarcasm. Derived from Christian "hallelujah" and converted into heathen form.
2. Sarcastic exclamation used in the presence of Christians to piss them off.
2. Sarcastic exclamation used in the presence of Christians to piss them off.
Halle-fuckin-lujah by Lord Lizard July 31, 2003
Halle Tarvin
Halle Tarvin is Beautiful. Amazing. She will just want to make you happy. Although she may be clingy at times, she'll always Love you. If you leave her, you'll crush her. She's a genius and can make anyone laugh. She has the most beautiful and big eyes you've ever seen. The perfect smile and teeth. She's been hurt and may take a while, but she's worth it. She's curvy and just great. She's a country girl that hates country music and curly hair. If you ever get a chance to date her, you'd be the luckiest guy I know.
Halle Tarvin by TheOneThatLostHer August 22, 2011
Halle Wagner
Halle Wagner is THE most beautiful and wonderful girl you will ever meet. she is loony and fun and kind and so much more, she is the bestest friend you could ever have but don't get on her bad side because she knows jujitsu and can beat your ars in a minute if you cross her or hurt any of her friends. If you are lucky enough to have her in your life DO NOT loose her because you will regret it for all of eternity. She is so gorgeous but does not see it, and any guy would be lucky to have her even just in his life. If you don't have Halle Wagner in your life then your stupid because no one could ask for a better friend or a most beautiful and kind girlfriend in the entire world.
Halle Wagner by TheOGRona😐😐 August 2, 2021