Hal

A endearment used by the courtship Zenyx who later (when they ended) vowed to eachother to never use it on anyone else

Thank you for for being my hal

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

Hal

The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.

Wow, he is so gorgeous! I bet his name is Hal and he has a girlfriend so we shouldn’t talk to him

by Inlovewithbbg February 16, 2025

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Hal

A Endearment used during the courtship of Zenyx and (after then ended) was vowed never to be used on anyone else

Thank you for being my Hal.

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

HAL

HAL means Hoes Aint Loyal

Huncho - Hey Shon, I saw your girl with another dude last night
Shon - HAL bro... HAL

by HALShonny February 3, 2022

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

Hal

The last family to descend from Charles the Great, also known as Charles V.

More commonly known as van Hal.

His name is van Hal.

by ValkyrianRage March 29, 2018