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Haitian Goodbye

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The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.
I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.
by Man/man June 8, 2024
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Haitian Humpback

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The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024
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Haitian Twist

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When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
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Haitian Snow Angel

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A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.
guy 1: my girl was feelin like it so i gave her a haitian snow angel.
by hexxydome April 16, 2025
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Upper Class Haitian

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Girl 1: girl I done found me a Upper Class Haitian
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier
by IG:10f1.0nly1 March 11, 2022
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