Haggard

Slave from Roman ancient times who used to milk horses for their sperm.

The haggard had just finished his session with the horse.

The haggards obtained a larger quantity of sperm this week.

I can't wait to become a haggard, I heard the pay isn't too shabby.

by londonbr1dge August 18, 2023

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

Haggard

Probably a she. Getting on a bit. Breathe stank from dehydration but the smoke keeps her going. A vile creature you can't help but love, despite her past her used by date.

I feel well haggard

by BigTeddyTao December 25, 2024

Samantha haggard

A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.

Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.

by Butternut nipple clamp June 8, 2022