Hauzenex

that guy that always say urmom or crig

tzerp (me): hey
hauzenex: urmom

by tzerp May 28, 2022

Harzenfarbargle

To determine events that might happen during an attack on one of your pets.

I then harzenfarbargled that my dog might explode via a bomb.

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

blazen hazen

To be a toolor to be a poser. Someone who copies what everyone else does.

Man that dude is blazen hazen.

by slammer77 December 29, 2007

Katelynn Hazen

Oh honey, this is the girl you need! She is absolutely gorgeous, overly trustworthy, is always there for you, loyal as hell, and quite hilarious at times. Once she falls for you, she won’t be able to get you off her mind. You shouldn’t waste your time with her, not getting to the point about how you really feel. She wants to know. She can be quite sensitive at times, and at others seem like she has no feelings at all. Once you learn her ways she’ll make all the sense to why she is the right one for you, don’t doubt that one bit. She has the best hair, most wonderful smile, and cutest laugh! It depends on her mood, but she will either tell you straight up how she feels (if you ask) or she will change the subject. But her eyes never lie. She will give you this look that convinces you she needs you and wants you. You know that look that she gives that makes your heart skip a beat? Yeah that’s the one. You’ll never forget her. You need her.

I think I’m falling for Katelynn Hazen

by thegirlyoydontexpecthistobe January 20, 2018

Daddy Hazen

Daddy Hazen is a term used to describe your local sexual offender without exposing him.

Oh man, Daddy Hazen got me last night.

by DaddyDefiner January 16, 2019

Lil hazen

A little layed back Youngin hes pretty chill until your in bed with him he gets pretty crazy and rough it’s not for the week especially with his autism it makes him 10 times more chill

Lil hazen loves Saylor

by Bennyboooo099 October 31, 2023