real horseshoe crab hours 

it means molly wants to have sex with you

“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

real horseshoe crab hours by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019

Dirty Horseshoe 

When a male inserts both his pointer finger and pinky finger into a females anus, then takes the pointer finger and inserts it into the females vagina while neighing to mimic a horse.

“Hey did you hear what Frank did last night” “Yeah he gave a hooker a dirty horseshoe”

Dirty Horseshoe by bham69420 December 26, 2022

The Tennessee Horseshoe 

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.

Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

The Tennessee Horseshoe by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020

Alaskan Horseshoe

This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!

"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."

Alaskan Horseshoe by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.

"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"

piss horseshoe by Mrs. P August 4, 2012

hairy horseshoe 

Female genital hair that starts at the naval and ends at the tailbone.

She dropped her panties and the bitch had a hairy horseshoe thicker than a briar patch.

hairy horseshoe by neophotus September 30, 2010

hayward horseshoe 

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.

"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."

hayward horseshoe by malconsidine February 3, 2006