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Dirty Hombre

A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.
Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.

Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017
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Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017
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Ombre Hombre

The Ombre Hombre walks around with a shlong in between his thighs. Some may call it his third leg. This is his super power. It gives him the ability to masturbate up to 7 times a day. It is also is his weakness leaving no time for me, mrs. vagina.
The Ombre Hombre is to busy for you right now !
by OUMBREHOUMBRE October 7, 2022
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Eres hombre

It’s just a way to sayyou are a man” in Spanish
Wait? Eres hombre?”
by Gooberz!! March 21, 2024
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El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Byron sneaky hombre

When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache
Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport
by Shep daddy May 17, 2021
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