army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.

Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.

by HazenCory January 11, 2008

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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

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Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.

Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011

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Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc

“Sho is your character crush”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”

by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020

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blood helmet

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.

I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.

by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

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helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

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