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gwarph

A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.
Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.
by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013
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gwarh

son: im gay
Father: GWARH!!!!
by rowan taylor September 12, 2007
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Gwarned

What jus Gwarned? (jamican slang, what just happened)
The police come and someone doesnt know why, they reply, "what jus gwarned?"
by Gwarn March 31, 2010
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wha gwarn

dis means what you saying whats been going on .safe.
by sinistar June 11, 2003
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Gwarn

Gwarn = Jamaican slang for go on! It is the message that Pato Banton brings to the world in song.
Pato gives an easy and inspiring explanation, he explains that, as a child, his mother would open the door and say “gwarn” (go on), leaving him to make his own way to school, “for those of you who don’t have someone holding your hand through this life, telling you exactly what you need to be doing, don’t fret, gwarn and do it!”
by Paul Bossert May 1, 2006
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Gwarning

Alex “ what’s gwarning?”
GeorgiaJosh is a cunt”
by JessJ69 July 4, 2018
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whar gwarn

when greeting another homie, for example: "whar gwarn blood?"
by kayleigh bowler June 20, 2008
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