Gurp

A sticky, gross substance.

I can't eat dinner yet, I got gurp on me hands.

by Sally H. December 28, 2022

gurp

a burp spelled differently

Madelyn gurped after shotgunning a white claw

by gurp360 November 02, 2020

Gurps

A deeply caring, loyal, generous, ambitious, handsome, hard working guy who always tries to put everyone else’s needs ahead of his own. His delivery can sometimes be shit but his hearts always in the right place. He thinks he’s King Dingaling, always thinking he knows best and doesn’t listen to anyone - but regardless it’s undeniable, he’s without a doubt one in a million. The bestest friend you’ll ever have. If you know a Gurps you’ll be blessed for life

Don’t f with him, he’ll go all Gurps on you!

by Baby Yoda Guzzie December 09, 2021

Gurp

Slimy sleuthy sloby gloop of grey

U nasty gurp!

by Richie_the_boring_gurl December 12, 2019

gurp

to throwup often from after indulgence of alcohol or drugs

marissa took too fat of a chop and gurped

by pussyologist November 23, 2021

Gurped

Weird AF. When something is just "off".

That giant rubber ducky art-car at Burning Man was so gurped, dude.

by As1988 March 14, 2017

Gurp Method

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.

Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt

by goiines December 26, 2024