asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

Gru

Most handsome man alive.

“Gru is so sexy with his minion army!”

by beachbro88 June 6, 2023

Ultra Gru

The best thing ever. It can be used in many ways, with the click of an image editor. You can apply guns, no u, emerald shields, and "The person below is gay"s. Mostly used in online chat such as Discord and uh...

Discord but it is very powerful overall.

NEVER underestimate the Ultra Gru wielder.

Guy 1: You just got Ultra Gru'd! The person below and above is gay.
shige: Huh?

by Koroe December 29, 2021

Gru style

The act of going nose deep in your partners rectum

I did my girl gru style last night

by Ikonbootyballs February 11, 2025

tru gru

when something is tru and it’s also gru

John - “hey man good game today”
Bob- “that’s tru gru”

by davids January 21, 2021

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022