Dario Greggio

Basically a god.

A: Do you pray Dario Greggio?
B: Yes, who doesn't?

by La mia persona April 5, 2021

Gregorio

Gregorio is another name for human. Gregorio is also a name commonly used by Sienna and Sophia. If you have a friend named Gregorio he/she will be your best friend for life.

Your so lucky you have a friend named Gregorio!
Hi fellow Gregorio!

by -Gregorios February 5, 2020

old greg

a scaly man fish with a mangina!

Old greg: I'm old greg, i've got a downstairs mixup. I've got a mangina!

by hahahahbiiiiitch December 7, 2007

Gregory Preston Muir

RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.

Teacher: What is wrong?

Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*

Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.

Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.

Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...

Student: True. He surprised me as well.

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.

Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.

by aciditybasitidy January 25, 2011

Gregorio

Is the name of a great guy. His penis is huge.

"I saw Gregorio at the pool, his size omg"
"I want Gregorio to come over*

by Akshastha February 9, 2018

Spida-Greg

A teenage boy finds out he can now shoot a sticky white liquid out of his body.
Spida-Greg is honestly the most idiotic person you'll ever meet- he's crazy and will slowly drive you insane, but he can also be the love of your life.

His autism may cause him to Spiderman as well. Beware.

Spida-Greg: "Sometimes I see how far my nut can go- once it almost hit the ceiling! I was proud."

by HisAvocado June 5, 2017

Kristen Gregory

A character in the Clique Series. She is blonde, tall, and beautiful. However, she has extremely strict parents. Unlike the other girls in the Clique (besides CLaire Lyons), she is very poor. She is at the fancy rich exclusive Octavian Country Day on scholarship, which means she has to work, work, work, work for straight A+s! She loves playing sports although the other girls do nawt.

(these are not excerpts from the books)

Kristen Gregory: Sorry Massie, I can't. I have to study for my Engish Test.
Massie Block: You cannawt be stressing out about school already! We just came back from Winter Break!

Girl: Kristen, Why aren't you wearing designer clothes like the rest of your clique? I mean, I thought you all wore great clothes!
Kristen Gregory: *runs away and cries*

by middle_SKOOL_'lOsEr' December 24, 2009