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Gorp

to frantically swallow drugs.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.

Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".

This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.

Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').

Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.

2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
mugGet the Gorpmug.

Gorp

When you wanna eat something that isn't edible
"I am gorping right now"
"What are you gorping for?"
"That TV over there, it looks yummy!"
by SimoTx November 18, 2023
mugGet the Gorpmug.

Gorp

Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.
That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.
by WX Man March 6, 2020
mugGet the Gorpmug.

Gorp

A group of dumbass friends who either take up an entire lunch table or an entire discord server.
"That gorp took our table!"
by AugustDaMope July 31, 2023
mugGet the Gorpmug.

Reverse Gorping

To begin the reverse gorping you must first have a pregnant women who has just given birth, you then cut the umbilical cord and hold on to it being pulled inside of her, then you live off the nutrients of her.
My wife is almost due, I think I might go reverse gorping for a few months
by Jance Byers January 27, 2025
mugGet the Reverse Gorpingmug.

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.
"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!
by Shadyme June 24, 2024
mugGet the Gorp Minermug.

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.
After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!
by anonymous July 10, 2025
mugGet the Gorp cursemug.

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