gooch

A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time

Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."

by zachfree January 28, 2011

gooch

late 20th century word for vagina (Canadian), in vogue among lesbians.

Oh Doris, let me get that gooch!

by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006

Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

gooch

one of the most notorious and feared street gangs in the uk who come from an area in manchester called moss side

gooch poppin, niggaz droppin

by gio TT September 20, 2008

gooch

synonym for "cool", in the dialect of South Laguna, California.

"Man, that skimboarding move was gooch!"

by Brett Barbaro December 12, 2006

The Gooch

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

"Awesome Party at the Gooch last night"

by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009

gooch

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.

Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.

by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014