gonked

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

by Tion The One September 4, 2004

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 12, 2010

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.

"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"

by puff donkey November 18, 2009

gonk

A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!

''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''

by meandmybrightideas September 17, 2006

Gonk

Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.

I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.

by fannymcslap January 25, 2012