GLEXTING

Watching GLEE & texting about it while you watch it

We were glexting back and forth about Finn and Puck while we watched Glee.

by MamaZ3 April 15, 2011

gletch

Gletch - a wrong do-ing, To Wrong someone

That was a gletch when you stabbed me in the face

by golum December 15, 2004

Gectum

excess back fat that covers the glutious maximus

Due to her GECTUM, she could not scratch her ass.

by BentandSpent December 2, 2007

Glactard

A person who is lactose- intolerant & gluent- intolerant.

My friend & I are glactards.

by alney August 27, 2011

glecc

The adjective "glecc" is commonly used as a derogatory term towards Caucasian males in Canada to signify your distaste for their whiteness and their "gleccy" demeanor.

Hey Q, stop being such a fucking glecc! c'mon man!

by Cu-Bannon June 1, 2018

gleet

A thin foul-smelling discharge that ensues from any orifice after death, as a result of sphincter relaxation or breakdown of internal tissues. Commonly misunderstood to be a discharge from the sex organs during an affliction of STD. This substance is in fact correctly referred to as grume.

'My late shift at the mortuary mostly involves hosing away the gleet.'

'Suck my gleet!' - offensive

by Gruntyface July 8, 2010

Glentoran

Glentoran are a foul loathscome football club hailing from the great unwashed part of Belfast(;bar Bluemen living there, of course). They will forever be in the shadow of Linfield FC, yet their fans tend to be disillusioned, almost as much as the 8,590,378,290 Celtic fans that went to Seville. They are uneducated eejits, and will never be the better side, they are also somewhat jealous and infuriated that Linfield's stadium is the national one, whilst there's lies shoddily under the cranes of H&W. Their manager, Paul Millar, is also somewhat (I mean extremely somewhat) deluded, with comments such as "boy, this is some squad" *guffaw*

Boy, that Glentoran team are rubbish.

by Davie Moore July 3, 2006