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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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When a man loves another man and needs his approval.
“Jacob Is such a glazer when It comes to jameson. He craves his validation
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GLAZER-JUMPING IN A CONVERSATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF WATCHING OTHERS JUMPING IN SOMETHING WHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING FOR ATTENTION LOOKING FOR AN AUDIENCE FROM OTHERS ALWAYS BEING HYPE.
CHRIS SWIDER IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS AND DOES N MIND HIS BUSINESS AND HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN SOMEONE CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM THATS WHAT GLAZERS DO
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Busting a nut and covering most of the surface of your balls with cum, just like a glazed donut
Bro, yesterday i did a double glazer and now i can stick pretty much anything to my balls

What.
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A person that can’t get someone’s dick outta Thier throat
Why tf is this goof on my dick bro is a certified glazer
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0 posts on IG or Account on private
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Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"
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