It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
when you have to poop and you feel something come out, but you look in the toilet and nothings there
by mark the shark in the dark August 08, 2011
by not ravén May 11, 2021
by Dicklover420666 December 16, 2017
1)Kara misses her ghostie-mate more than anything.
2) How could you murder my husband; that’s my ghostie-mate and bestfriend!
3) David Anderson murdered, both, my ghostiemate and mother.
4) David watched Robert beat my mother to death while sitting next to my ghostiemate.
2) How could you murder my husband; that’s my ghostie-mate and bestfriend!
3) David Anderson murdered, both, my ghostiemate and mother.
4) David watched Robert beat my mother to death while sitting next to my ghostiemate.
by Meat$Lover September 26, 2020
the art of wrapping a passed-out party go-er in clingfilm and leaving them to sleep, only to awake to find they are unable to move their limbs. this will normally after happen when the unlucky person has got themselves drunk. and along with their hangover. would enjoy having their limbs clingilmed to their body. this is a hilarious prank, especially since its easy to achieve, being ghostied is fun for all. apart from the ghostied.
by johnoryley August 18, 2010
by Asha Grove November 21, 2020