The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.

"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

gareth hughes

A squared headed sub-human obsessed with siren head and other digital online characters. Little intelligence boarder line crazy . Lower life form than pond scum. Single cell organism who attempts to destroy others by means of insanity

Wow look at that pond scum it’s a Gareth hughes

by Eggkelly September 11, 2020

Gareth

Someone who portrays characteristics that hint at a lack of maturity and accountability. Unemployed and reliant on his wife as the main provider, he seems to lack the drive to contribute financially. His prejudiced and transphobic attitudes demonstrate a closed-minded outlook, potentially stemming from a lack of exposure to diverse perspectives. Alongside this, his humor tends to be immature and simplistic, geared towards a younger audience and often missing the mark in more mature conversations. His consistently poor diet of junk food and soda reflects a disregard for his own health and well-being, while his disorganized and unkempt workspace underscores a lack of responsibility for his personal environment. These traits collectively depict an individual who might benefit from personal growth and a more considerate approach to adulthood.

In summary, the manchild persona encompasses an unemployed man heavily reliant on his wife's income, exhibiting prejudiced views, immature humor, an unhealthy diet, and a disregard for organization. These characteristics point towards a need for emotional and intellectual growth, along with a greater sense of responsibility for both his personal and social life.

Man, you're such a Gareth.

by Bleublanc August 10, 2023

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

Gareth

Normally a guy that will make the girls laugh and has an amazing technique between the sheets be it oral fingers or his large penis will never stop till the women is satisfied also a good listener but very quiet so be beware he will take your wife!

How was your date last night ?
His name was Gareth need I say more !
You certainly don't lucky cow

by Doomlord3000 February 4, 2022

Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.

Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!

by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021