The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.

Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"

by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022

Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x

🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.

by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023

Gareth

The Rizzly Bear

The Gareth jumped out of nowhere to rizz his friends

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

Gareth

one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.

"hey who is that?"
"oh, that's Gareth. isn't he neat?"

by lil_lass March 16, 2022

Gareth

Normally a guy that will make the girls laugh and has an amazing technique between the sheets be it oral fingers or his large penis will never stop till the women is satisfied also a good listener but very quiet so be beware he will take your wife!

How was your date last night ?
His name was Gareth need I say more !
You certainly don't lucky cow

by Doomlord3000 February 4, 2022