Guitar
Normally six-stringed, a guitar is extremely easy to play and master, so most (if not all) guitar players are musically illiterate. Being unable to read notes on a five-line staff, guitar players instead invent tabulature, which basically shows exactly where to play the notes.
It is worthy to note that people with no musical knowledge whatsoever can still play the music written by supposedly professional "artists", which says a lot about modern music. No random faggot would be able to play the works of Mozart or Beethoven.
Some versions of guitar even use electricity, these guitars sound even worse than their acoustic counterparts and even waste resources. In my opinion the people who made electric guitars deserve to be hanged.
It is worthy to note that people with no musical knowledge whatsoever can still play the music written by supposedly professional "artists", which says a lot about modern music. No random faggot would be able to play the works of Mozart or Beethoven.
Some versions of guitar even use electricity, these guitars sound even worse than their acoustic counterparts and even waste resources. In my opinion the people who made electric guitars deserve to be hanged.
Guitar player: OMG I can strum along to this Metallica song I'm so good!
Me: What note is that you just played?
Guitar player: Uh, I don't know.
Me: What key is the song in?
Guitar player: Wtf is a key?
Me: What's the time signature?
Guitar player: ...
Me: You call yourself a fucking musician?
Me: What note is that you just played?
Guitar player: Uh, I don't know.
Me: What key is the song in?
Guitar player: Wtf is a key?
Me: What's the time signature?
Guitar player: ...
Me: You call yourself a fucking musician?
Guitar by MusicallyLiteratePerson August 1, 2008
guitar
an extremely cool instrumant that i try 2 play but dont do v well but gd things do come to those who wait every1 plays it tho it is annoyin i shudve lerned bass cus its easier and not many ppl play it 4 all those ppl who say its a babe magnet u might b rite and i can always hope
guitar
A guitar (g-box) is a musical instrument in which hippy, try hard boys and rad cunts play to either act alternative/indie or get into the opposite sex’s pants.
Hippy/wanna-be alternative/try hard 'cool boy': (to girl) Hey, whattup. I play guitar. What of it.
Girl: (takes clothes off immediately)
Girl: (takes clothes off immediately)
guitar by jfesklkfkjwkljewkljf March 6, 2011
Guitar
Guitar: n.
1. a wooden instrument for making magic sounds when a series of notes are played.
2. a LARGE penis with several tatto's on the shaft.
3. (slang) a phrase for a easily seduced woman.
1. a wooden instrument for making magic sounds when a series of notes are played.
2. a LARGE penis with several tatto's on the shaft.
3. (slang) a phrase for a easily seduced woman.
1. i played a chord on my guitar
2. i played his guitar all night
3. ya, she was a guitar
3b. i played her like a guitar
2. i played his guitar all night
3. ya, she was a guitar
3b. i played her like a guitar
Guitar by The One Who Plays Like Jesus August 4, 2011