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Greedy Double

Occurs when one member of a group rudely takes a second turn at an activity before the others, halting the established rotation.
"Wait, why is Mark putting another quarter into that pinball machine? I thought you were up next."
"He's being an asshole - went for a greedy double."
by MrViral August 5, 2014
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Greedy eating

The act of eating when you are not remotely hungry or have just eaten
I had 3 meals and 3 snacks today so at this point I am just greedy eating
by Alypop April 16, 2017
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Greedy Vanilla

A greedy white girl that dates black guys and takes advantage of everyone around her.
That Greedy Vanilla just asked for a bunch of shit for one item!. What a dirty whore!
by InYoFaceBiatch July 28, 2012
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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people
Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin
by touch grass god June 5, 2022
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greedy sandwhich

when a girl wraps her legs around a guy and grabs his balls and says "these are mine!"
"She gave me the greedy sandwhich this morning," he said shaking his head.
by Jane Chaos May 17, 2010
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Greedy bender

Is he a batty boy? Nah he's a greedy bender
by sunny as fuck February 15, 2017
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Greedy Whale

A sexual act where the female swallows the man's cum, then the man, seeing this, becomes enraged and screams "GIVE IT BACK", seeing he has lost what was rightfully his.
Girl: *gulp* All gone
Boy (Greedy Whale): What!?! NO! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!
by Slidman February 26, 2011
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