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Global Hoe

A person that has sexual intercourse or relations with people in other cities, states, countries, etc.
A Global Hoe is a person whose home state is Tx and they have sex with someone who lives in FL, NY, TN, CA, etc
by Gifted1 June 1, 2011
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Global Agenda

Free to play MMOTPS with some mild RPG elements. Features single player content to level 15 or so, then requires you to team up with other players to progress beyond that point. There is PvE in the form of 4-man missions that consist of fighting your way to a boss and defeating it; and goal oriented PvP including modes similar to capture the flag (in this case, a robot you must get inside and drive to your spawn without getting destroyed), capture/hold control points, and payload, which is similar to control point but the point slowly moves along a track.

There are 4 classes, Assault (Heavy DPS/Tank), Recon (Stealth and Ranged DPS), Robotics (Pet DPS and Support) and Medic (Healing and light/moderate Poison DPS). These classes can be improved with skill points, earned every other level (to a max of 13), which are placed in one of the three skill-trees available to your class.

As of July 2011 the level cap is 50, but as with any MMOG, that can change later. Supports standard WADS + Mouse control scheme as well as controllers (although menus require mouse control).

Available through Steam for free, also as a stand alone download from the developer's website.
Global Agenda is an awesome MMOTPS that requires teamwork to succeed and is a lot of fun.
by AngryDeuce July 11, 2011
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Global Mantrain

Established in 2010, Global Mantrain is an annual event where men of the world connect in sexual intercourse with the ultimate goal of connecting the first person with the last person, leading to a man train that connects all the way around the world. To ensure the train stays connected boats are used to go across any body of water.
GLOBAL MANTRAIN 2010!!!!!!!!!!
by global conductor November 24, 2011
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Global Thermonuclear

A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
by SilentSand April 21, 2010
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Global Waming

a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!

Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
by Redhead97 January 29, 2019
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global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.
People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.
by Humankind May 26, 2005
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Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass
What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?
by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019
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