George Washington University Online High School

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.

George Washington University Online High School is stupid.

by whalesarebigfish December 4, 2020

George Washington Carver

When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.

"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"

by mattq November 8, 2005

George Washington Is Dead

Internet Meme used for two situations.

1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies

1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"

2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"

by julia horationas January 31, 2008

george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007

george washington university

A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money

Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...

Girl: I'll have a cosmo!

Guy: So...What do you do?

Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?

Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.

Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?

by wdc January 11, 2006

George Washington High School

This is a school filled with mother fucking creekers and dumnbass rednecks. The best part of this school is that the cool kids are rednecks. The football kids are a bunch of niggers on roids. They piss pants when they lose and they really need there best player back Ryan Switzer. BUT WE ALL LOVE.

Some george washington high school,,, G-DUB kid peed when he lost the game.

by GWHS February 25, 2018

George Washington University

The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.

The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.

Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.

I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.

by Flame Dame 2 May 28, 2008