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Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
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genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
by alexw January 18, 2008
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genitals

my genitals swing freely
by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003
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Genitalianphobia

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
“Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”
by the guy who did nothing April 7, 2020
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genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
by bsffreak May 28, 2008
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genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
by YOITTIT February 5, 2010
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