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snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 27, 2014
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Fulationship

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.
"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"
by HELLyssa July 12, 2009
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functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.
Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
by - Molo December 18, 2015
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Functionised

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.
The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.
by madscientist3439 June 24, 2019
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Lewisian Function

A mathematical function where the output is the opposite sign to the input.
A simple Lewisian function produces the negative of its input (-5 => 5, 5 => -5).

A more complex function that returns any real but conforms to the same sign constraints is also a Lewisian function.
by aie93 March 15, 2010
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barefoot functional

When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities
No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now
by sonky1234 March 29, 2023
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Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches
Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them
by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018
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